Amber Malmsteen Naked. Exclamation mark.
You know, I never thought a headline here would have ‘naked’ in it, but the world is an unpredictable place. Testament to that, the woman who accused Yngwie Malmsteen of being a sexual sadist now works as one professionally.
Amber Dawn Malmsteen (nee Landin), Yngwie’s wife from 1993 to 1998, has resurfaced in an online classifieds ad, seeking sex slaves in the Phoenix, AZ, area for “humiliation and degradation scenarios.” Photos from the ad, showing a trim but vaguely threatening Amber in a variety of fetish wear, are on the next page and are not safe for work! (She’s topless).
It’s hard to reconcile the imposing, masculine Amber Dawn of today, who likes to be known as Mistress Seven, with the tiny mosquito woman we caught occasional and brief glimpses of on Malmsteen DVDs, peeking out timidly from a little white powdered face amidst a giant hairsprayed mane of teased black hair, her double-zero sized body vacuum packed into a double-zero sized black dress, never daring to speak. Part of the change in demeanor can be explained: Amber told the Phoenix New Times that while she works as a dominatrix during the day, she likes to play submissive at home.
“I kick around people daily, and the last thing in the world I want is to be like that at home. I submit to certain guys like putty. My turn-ons are blood, pain and the extreme. I get a rush out of being hurt, though most guys don’t want to hurt me. You don’t have to twist my arm or pull teeth to get me to do stuff.”
Amber Dawn, for whom the instrumental track of the same name on Malmsteen’s Magnum Opus (1995) was written, married Yngwie in a Swedish castle on December 26, 1993 — which was four months after a SWAT team had rescued her from, her mother alleged, a crazed Yngwie holding her hostage with a shotgun at his Miami home. It was on TV. You might remember seeing the Maestro being arrested in his bathrobe. Amber says they used a lot of cocaine. Yeah. They were divorced in April, 1998.
The mother, by the way, was no saint, and used to lead her underage daughter around the rock clubs circuit, modeling underwear. Today, at 36, for the right price you can have Malmsteen’s ex-wife stand on your balls. America!
Thanks to Magic & Mayhem of the Yngwie Malmsteen Forum, who dug up the pics.
AWESOME! LOL
Lol no problem for the pics dude haha.
Are you on the forum?
M&M! I get SO much spam to sift through that I only just found your comment today. Yeah, I am Ayton on the forum — fear not the Malmsteen spies! Thanks for digging up the dirt on Amber. That gal’s had quite an interesting life.
Sweet mercy, man. I thought the title was a joke.
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stupid slut, how could she do this to malmsteen, worthless slut.
i know that ‘stupid slut’ shes a really nice person, gtfo you fucking faggot trism, your the worthless slut
Seven/Amber is a stupid slut. I know her. She is not a Dominatrix. She uses that as a cover. She is a WHORE. That is all she knows how to be. Her mother taught her that. She’s a sickening drunk and drug addict. She needs to get a life and a real job. Stop playing victim Amber Dawn and take responsibility for yourself and your actions and blamming everyone else for your problems. You are just a fucked up loser WHORE!
What’s your experience with Amber, Michael? You met her around Phoenix?
i shot all those pics plus thousands more of her and also video